Breaking out in Coldplay sweats
Allegedly publicity-shy Coldplay frontman Chris Martin's recent fatherhood of baby Apple has clearly re-wired his brain. The band have recorded what can only be described as rap-meets-tat spoof song under the pseudonym 'The Nappies' which is featuring for this week only on their website Coldplay.com.
Readers can enjoy the full lyrics here which feature classic lines, such as:
"When your boobs dem got ten times the size,
The cups gone up from an A to D.
It’s bad for you but it’s fun for me."
Introduced by a glam rock mulleted George Martin, it sees the equally mulleted band performing an ode to Gwyneth and fatherhood. Proof that the band does indeed have a sense of humour, if a bizarre one at that.
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